tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59463772425417577232012-02-17T10:34:47.089+08:00satu badan kena ubah-suai beb. sana lemak sini lemak... berat syeh.pokChadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11249760241392537488noreply@blogger.comBlogger131100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5946377242541757723.post-23754362940720364852009-07-28T15:09:00.006+08:002009-07-29T23:06:55.201+08:00<span xmlns=""><p><span style="font-size:10pt;">She was an angel<br />God sent us<br />No, He lent us<br />To be a storyteller<br />Who spun stories of<br />Magic, joy and enchantment<br />Who we often lose sight of<br />Her fight was brief<br />Her leaving was a grief<br />Just like her movies<br />The end came too soon<br />But her wisdom remain<br />like words to a tune<br />That we will hold dear<br />Forever you will be near.<br />I love you Yasmin<br />I will miss you always.<br /></span></p><p style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"> <span style=";font-family:Book Antiqua;font-size:130%;" >penned by Azean Irdawati</span></p><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5946377242541757723-2375436294072036485?l=tengahrenovation.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>pokChadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11249760241392537488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5946377242541757723.post-29116927963723917752009-06-21T01:50:00.019+08:002009-06-22T22:17:37.531+08:00Mizah macam biasalah cuti je macam-macam aktiviti... baru balik daripada Jerlun dah nak ke Brincang pulak ujung bulan ni. Tadi masa Yusri bawak Mizah ke Stesen KTM macam kelakar tengok dia galas <span style="font-style: italic;">knapsack</span> 21L. Kalau tengok dari belakang leher hingga ke punggung hilang (senyum lebar sambil mematuk keyboard).<br /><br />Yazid pun tengah cuti sem. Kelmarin dia balik kampus. Entah buat apa entah. 1 Julai nanti dia akan mula buat intra kat PNB sehingga 30 Oktober. Apapun dia masih mengigaukan "PNB-KPT Bridging Programme."<br /><ul><li>intra dengan PNB dapat elaun RM500 sebulan selama empat bulan</li><li>elaun Bridging Programme RM700 selama enam bulan</li></ul>Yus pulak tak dapat nak kata apa. Kalo balik pukul satu pagi macam pagi ni kira baik banyak lah tu. Nasib baik KMS cuti dua minggu je. Malam ahad lepas (14 Jun) sampai umah pukul tiga pagi (ngikut cerita dia lah). Konon kat tekak dah berlapis-lapis carbon deposits... cara nak buang kena nyanyie... adehhh baru masuk 19 tahun dah karaoke.<br /><br />Tak tau lah apa yang akan mereka lalui dimasa kedepan nanti.<br /><ul><li>Mizah will be very OK. She got good <a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);" href="http://ezinearticles.com/?People-Skills:-Eight-Essential-People-Skills&amp;id=12294"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >people skills</span><br /></a></li><li>Yazid pulak punya <a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://searchcio.techtarget.com/sDefinition/0,,sid182_gci1314684,00.html">soft skills</a> yang baik mengimbangi <a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://blogs.harvardbusiness.org/cs/2007/12/in_leadership_hard_skills_trum.html">hard skills</a> yang dia ada<br /></li><li>Yusri is <a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://hbswk.hbs.edu/item/2362.html">street smart</a>. Inilah kesamaan antara Yusri dan ayah. A survivalist. No elaboration needed</li></ul>Gitu lah laporan pendek tentang cucu-cucu ayah.<br /><br />Diakhiri dengan ucapan <span style="font-weight: bold;">"terima kasih yang tidak terhingga"</span> kerana membesarkan kami berlapan sesempurna yang <span style="font-weight: bold;">ayah</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold;">emak</span> dan <span style="font-weight: bold;">makcik Nekmas</span> termampu.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-size:130%;" >"Selamat Hari Bapa Encik Md Ali bin Omar Baki.</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">"</span></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5946377242541757723-2911692796372391775?l=tengahrenovation.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>pokChadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11249760241392537488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5946377242541757723.post-85680434149911885612009-06-05T17:26:00.008+08:002009-06-05T19:44:41.996+08:00<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3YMOctsbCpY/SijkqsZc_3I/AAAAAAAAAAc/_h9BbiyZX34/s1600-h/besmal19.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 88px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3YMOctsbCpY/SijkqsZc_3I/AAAAAAAAAAc/_h9BbiyZX34/s320/besmal19.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343772379998650226" border="0" /></a><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3YMOctsbCpY/Sijww7_N_fI/AAAAAAAAAAk/w-otkY3Lw68/s1600-h/001.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 340px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3YMOctsbCpY/Sijww7_N_fI/AAAAAAAAAAk/w-otkY3Lw68/s400/001.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343785681402330610" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Sutan Saidi<br />Panglima Segara<br />Nakhoda Panjang<br />Tok Empat Hussein<br />Majid<br />Niah<br />Yunus<br />Hafsah<br />Omar Baki<br />Arba'iyah<br />Tok Ngah Hilir<br />Wan Hilir<br />Imam Alias<br />Aziz<br />Wan Esah<br />Ibrahim<br />Ali<br />Salmah aka Maimon<br />NekMas<br />Yusoff<br />Siti Khadijah<br />Adnan cikGu<br />Adnan Bomba<br />Ismail Polis<br />Ismail Soldadu<br />Fatimah aka Amnah<br />Hamzah<br />Abdullah<br />Zaleha<br />Aris<br />Saadiah aka Norlia<br />Abu Bakar<br />Mohd Yaakub<br />Abdullah Thani</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">aku juga berharap kepada rahmat dan belas kasihanMu</span><br /></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5946377242541757723-8568043414991188561?l=tengahrenovation.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>pokChadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11249760241392537488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5946377242541757723.post-47975256600229997812009-06-03T01:36:00.005+08:002009-06-03T01:58:15.261+08:00<div style="text-align: center;">aku mengistiharkan arini<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" >3 Jun 2009</span><br />sebagai <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-size:130%;" >ari</span><br />aku<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">b</span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">e</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">b</span><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">a</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">s</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">g</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);">o</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">u</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">t</span></span><br /></span>adey<br />hampir 17 ari baru baik<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:85%;" >salah tuhan?<br />salah bini?<br />salah mijah?<br /><br />mulut siapa?<br />napsu siapa?</span><br /><br />sendiri jawab<br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5946377242541757723-4797525660022999781?l=tengahrenovation.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>pokChadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11249760241392537488noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5946377242541757723.post-32884413308954325442009-05-19T21:53:00.007+08:002009-05-19T23:26:05.853+08:00arini cukup tiga ari gout menyerang.<br /><br />untuk mereka-mereka yang belum kena sampuk sila buat carian<br />kat google atau yahoo:<br /><br />gout<br />gout remedies<br />apple cider vinegar gout<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:78%;" >perhatian untuk Sara &amp; Zek</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-size:78%;" >internet kata apple cider vinegar elok untuk penurunan berat badan</span><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5946377242541757723-3288441330895432544?l=tengahrenovation.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>pokChadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11249760241392537488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5946377242541757723.post-4936732069129858402009-05-10T14:27:00.010+08:002009-06-22T22:16:39.349+08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ><br />"<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">kepada dunia kau hanyalah seorang insan biasa</span></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">bagi aku</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">kaulah dunia"</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;">Mak<br />terima kasih atas segala-galanya<br />ampunkan segala kesalahan<br />anakmu ini<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5946377242541757723-493673206912985840?l=tengahrenovation.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>pokChadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11249760241392537488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5946377242541757723.post-42556219345981945352009-05-08T03:41:00.004+08:002009-05-08T04:06:10.337+08:00tidur awal<br />kunyah makanan perlalan-lahan<br />menulis sebelah pagi<br />banyakkan minum air puteh<br />riadah/sukan<br />oats<br />sayur<br />deep relaxation<br />puasa every now and then<br /><br /><br /><br />mana tau boleh plak kurangkan food intake...<br />hmmm<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5946377242541757723-4255621934598194535?l=tengahrenovation.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>pokChadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11249760241392537488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5946377242541757723.post-53859553490068884462009-05-07T04:22:00.002+08:002009-05-07T04:25:06.776+08:00secara am nya aku mempunyai eating disorder yang telah menghuru-harakan kesihatan aku<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5946377242541757723-5385955349006888446?l=tengahrenovation.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>pokChadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11249760241392537488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5946377242541757723.post-81656680990964508382009-04-19T02:04:00.012+08:002009-04-27T23:41:40.837+08:00<span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" ></span>teh padang<br />roti canai telor ngan bawang<br />plus roti canai sardin<br /><br />air kacang soya<br />buah jambu batu<br /><br />nasi ayam<br />air suam<br /><br />pecal untuk dua orang aku walap tiga par empat<br />lebihan kuah pecal aku selesaikan dengan tiga keping ruti<br /><br />lima petang beli Nestle' La Cremeria Cappuccino Chocolate 800ml...<br /><br />konon bila Yusri balik nanti tentu lapar...<br />konon nak sama² walap dengan ruti sambil tunggu makan malam<br />xsempat kul enam aku selesaikan sorang²<br /><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Hari nie?<br /></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">entah</span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"><br /></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5946377242541757723-8165668099096450838?l=tengahrenovation.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>pokChadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11249760241392537488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5946377242541757723.post-79608307491120127132009-04-17T16:34:00.001+08:002009-04-18T23:44:05.786+08:00<span style="font-style: italic;font-family:georgia;font-size:85%;" >Hey you, out there in the cold<br />Getting lonely, getting old<br />Can you feel me?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">...Don't give in without a fight.</span></span></span><br /><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:78%;" >Pink Floyd~Hey You~The Wall</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5946377242541757723-7960830749112012713?l=tengahrenovation.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>pokChadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11249760241392537488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5946377242541757723.post-49074987771796387552009-01-13T23:41:00.006+08:002009-01-21T00:37:54.627+08:00<span style="font-family:arial;">entri ke-tiga. for you oldies out there yang teringin sangat nak bergelar "blogger" </span><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /><br />you need:</span> <span style="font-family:arial;"><br />a netbook, period</span>/ <span style="font-family:arial;"><br />laptops and notebooks are for jerks</span>/ <span style="font-family:arial;"><br />hanya HamSap-HamSap pakai desktop</span>/ <span style="font-family:arial;"><br />minimum one functioning finger on each hand/</span> <span style="font-family:arial;"><br />brain free from Dementia/</span> <span style="font-family:arial;"><br />no </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">visual impairment</span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style="font-family: arial;">/</b></span><br />loads of <span style="font-family:arial;">kopi tongkat ali</span>/ <span style="font-family:arial;"><br />last but not least: kebolehan membohong tanpa sempadan</span> 24/7<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0); font-style: italic;">self-talk</span>:<br />takkanlah mizah &amp; her frens macam raja atau zek<span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);"></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);"></span> kaki mohong???<br />tidak tidak tidak ???<br />kengkadang kebenaran itu menyakitkan...<br />to hell with your insinuation Mr Brain..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5946377242541757723-4907498777179638755?l=tengahrenovation.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>pokChadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11249760241392537488noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5946377242541757723.post-58805266216475092352008-05-04T22:11:00.009+08:002009-01-21T00:41:19.450+08:00Kalo dari 3 Disember 2007 bawak ker Mei 2008 baru ada posting kalo tak Maleh Tahap Gaban tak taulah nak kata apa.<br /><br />OK. Mana nak mula?<br /><br />Kita mulakan kat Hospital Serdang.<br /><br />Bila?<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Esok</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">lusa</span> lah.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5946377242541757723-5880526621647509235?l=tengahrenovation.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>pokChadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11249760241392537488noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5946377242541757723.post-72120472248415743982007-12-03T13:14:00.001+08:002009-01-19T23:48:25.513+08:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Sebenarnya body aku dah lama para'oh dah tapi aku buat derk jer.<br /></div>Korang boleh soal ngapa tak cegah sebelum parah?<br />Tak sempat cegah aku tersampok penyakit 'maleh.'<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">'Maleh' mengikut fatwa cikgu Bahasa Inggeris aku masa standard three (masa tuh mana ada year three atau tahun tiga... sumer main darjah tiga atau standard three gitu..) :Maleh is the mother of all disease (maap sendiri-sendiri lah terjemah atau buat olahan).<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Apa yang aku merepek-repek nih? What am I trying to tell you people?<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Well peeps apa aku nak beri tahu korang dan juga diri aku sendiri ialah bahawa badan aku dah para'oh dah sama ada luaran maupun dalaman. Hem... paham tak?<br /><br />Habis aper kes?<br /><br />Kes dier sonang lah itu bah... aku nak 'berubah'... jeng jeng jeng.... berubah kepada satu bentuk badan yang mungkin akan menjadi idaman/gilaan ramai wanita Malaya (nasib baik orang umah tak tahu blog memblog nih.... jangan ada kutu masuk jarum dah lah).<br /><br />Kalo korang tanya apa nak buat?<br /><br />Aku nak adjas (adjust) aku nyer body weight to height ratio. Kena bikin jadik <span class="shw">proportional. Tinggi berat. Berat tinggi. Gampang banget lah itu (ambik ko Dewan Bahasa).</span><br /><br /><br />Soalan Cepu Mas: Bila nak mula adjas bondo body weight to height ratio nih?<br /><br />Jawapan dier satu ayat jer: <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" >Besok</span>.<br /><br /><br /><b>Nota kepada Diri</b>:<br />mula lah tu... belagak... tak <span style="font-size:100%;">selang</span> seli ayat omputih tak bley? peeps cakap omputih ni kira macam ulamlah... makan tanpa ulam mana syok... kena jering tua hentak sikit dengan anak lesung batu komdian rendam dalam air barang tiga empat hari baru rawk... mak oiii sodap nyo).<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Notis kepada Semua:</span><br />sesiapa yang ada ubat kepada penyakit maleh sama ada diolah secara saintifik maupun penggunaan jampi serapah harap dapat dikongsi bersama.<br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5946377242541757723-7212047224841574398?l=tengahrenovation.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>pokChadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11249760241392537488noreply@blogger.com1